How I Learned To Start Worrying and Hate The Bomb

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"Now, any of you who ain't congenital idiots raised in a rain barrel somewhere on the butt-end of nowhere will already have decoded the address to "U.S. Space Command, Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Base". Yeah, that's right. NORAD; the big tunnel complex under the mountain from which they be plannin' to fight World War III if it ever goes down. Huge walls of blinkenlights, 30-foot-thick blast doors, "We could tell you, sir, but then we'd have to kill you", the whole weird trip. Cornpone accents with their fingers on the pulse of the Apocalypse.
Oh, man, I said to myself. I have to talk to this woman. I haven't forgotten the nationwide media flap after 'War Games' came out. You remember, that silly movie where the kid with the voice-controlled IMSAI (snort) cracks into NORAD's computers and accidentally damn near starts a nuclear war? God damn; I'll bet the plot of that sucker is seared into the collective psyche of every security officer at Cheyenne Mountain, they probably screen the video every couple months just to keep the newbies on their toes." Read the rest of this story...



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